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Happy Thanksgiving!

Over 147 years ago, on October 3, 1863, Abraham Lincoln stated: “The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added . . . They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God . . . It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.”

Although Lincoln made Thanksgiving an official holiday, the practice of setting aside a day of thanks was a longstanding tradition in the United States. Moreover, Lincoln's writings, as well as those of other American leaders long before him, frequently reflect a deep sense of gratitude to God, both for His providence in national matters and in their own lives and families. It's evident that Thanksgiving extended beyond a national holiday to lives that were characterized by gratitude to God.

I wish you and your family a most blessed Thanksgiving!

Parkour

You may be familiar with Parkour - urban gymnastics where buildings, railings, and other features of the city are used as the apparatus. My daughter calls the participants "Urban Ninjas." Check out this clip for a sampling of Parkour skills:



Of course there's a reason that I've led you down this path. Hopefully you're familiar with The Office. Episodes of The Office and Dilbert are always at the back of my mind when making decisions at Wilsonville Honda. I never want to give anyone any thoughts that might lead them to find similarities of our operation to either one of these spoofs of life at work... Enjoy this short!

Attitude and Focus

Although we all start life with different circumstances (gender, race, culture, etc..), we are all given the same amount of time in each day. What we do with that time determines where we end up. No matter what life has thrown at us, there is one area that we have control over and that's our attitude. Attitude combined with focus on goal attainment is a powerful force. To illustrate my point, check this video. You can hear what's going on before you see it. Even though he and his bike are battered, he remains keenly focused on his goal.


Your Job

I know that people have the tendency to complain about their position in life or how things are progressing (or not) with their plans. Sometimes it takes a small reminder to point out that maybe life isn't so bad after all. Take this fellow's occupation:


I hope your day is improved now that your prospective has been realigned!

Cash for Codgers

As badly as the "Cash for Clunkers" program was and continues to be administered, the following caught me "just right."

Introducing "Cash for Codgers".

In order to address public concern with the federal government's
proposals for health care reform and building upon the success of the popular
"Cash for Clunkers" program, the Obama administration is proud to announce
"Cash for Codgers".

Each senior in your household (aged 65 or above) may be turned in for a
$4,500 instant cash reward at a conveniently located  Senior Turn-In 
Center near you.


Each Senior will be disposed of humanely, using an intravenous drip
consisting of a saline, morphine, short-acting barbiturate and
single-malt scotch.

This saves the Social Security Administration and Medicare from spending
between $40,000 to $80,000 for an average end-of-life treatment.
President Obama praised the proposal, calling it an "elegant and humane
way to solve the health care crisis, Medicare spending deficits, and the
'overwhelming number of right-wing zealots' who are seniors -- all at
the same time!

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Portland Historic Races and Other Stuff...

During the course of any given day, I come across things on the internet that crack me up. You're probably familiar with astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Did you know he was a legendary hip-hop artist? I didn't think so... Here's one of the most unlikely pairing I could have ever come up with:



On the stranger things that I have uncovered at the race track, how about this Ferrari-powered Citroen  parts hauler. Make sure you turn up the sound when the "road test" begins.



Speaking of Ferraris, here's a shot of the business end of a lovely Ferrari sports racer I've seen at the historic racers the last few years. Magnificent V-12!


My partner at Wilsonville Honda, John Dimmer, participated in this past weekend's Baxter Historic Races in his 1971 Tyrrell Formula 1 car - a car which helped take Jackie Stewart to the 1971 World Championship. I decided to roll out the 1988 Spice Acura/GTP/L car that I won the 1991 IMSA Championship with as well as taking a class win at the Daytona 24-Hour in the same year. Here are the two of our cars waiting to go out:



We were both at the track at 5:30am on Friday in order to do all three local morning TV shows: Alana Kujala of KOIN Channel 6, Drew Carney of KGW Channel 8, and Joe V with Fox 12.

Here's a shot of Joe V. sitting in the Tyrrell interviewing John:



The best part of the day was taking Joe V. for a couple of laps at speed. It's something that very few people have experienced -- being flat-out in a IMSA GTP car. It was quite the way to start the weekend. Here we're shoe-horning Joe into the car (it's not meant for two people - at all...):



Here's a short clip of the "out" lap, or warm-up lap, that I drove with Joe V. aboard. I think the ride got his attention!



John and I had a great time during the race weekend, but that wasn't the case for all the competitors, like the driver who slammed into the Safety Truck. Very bad. Out of respect, I didn't take a picture of the driver or his totaled Sunbeam Tiger...



To keep life in balance, as we were packing up and watching many of the historic cars being carfefully loaded into very expenses truck-and-trailer rigs (like the Dennison International transporter in the background), Neal Shelton rolled by with his Porsche 962 on an open trailer. Amazing. I've never seen such a valuable race car being towed in such an inauspicious manner.



Bat Trick

The staff at Wilsonville Honda had a night out where we saw the Portland Beavers this past week. Since I had baseball on my mind, I came across this clip that you might find interesting:


Star Trek - The Final Frontier!

After being sidelined by the busyness of life the last month or so, my wife and I were finally able to carve out an evening for a "date night." My wife has one of the very first Honda S2000s
 
ever brought into the United States - back in the fall of 1999. It has just over 5,000 original miles. Every once in a while, we slip off the cover, unplug the battery trickle charger, and take it out on a spin. Last night was the perfect night to do so. We haven't been to the movies as of late, other than to see Pixar's new offering Up (two thumbs up), so off we went in great anticipation of seeing the latest
Star Trek


episode. I won't attempt to describe the plot or give any sort of detailed review, other than to say that since we both grew up watching the original series on TV, we were greatly entertained and amused to watch the forming of the relationships and the backgrounds of this young Star Trek crew. There were a number of times that I laughed out loud, although I was aware that at least on two occasions I was the only one laughing in the theater. So be it. Character and plot development, special effects, the assumed nuances of the cast to resemble William Shatner,


Leonard Nimoy, etc... - we loved it. After the movie, we headed over to one of our favorite local restaurants, Abellas, and enjoyed the selections we had made off their new menu. Much in opposition to my cycling training schedule, after eating way too much carpaccio, garlic bread, soup, and chicken piccata, we shared the pear/pastry/caramel dessert, accompanied by vanilla sorbet. Unbelievable! Go for a long workout to relieve any guilt, and then head over to Abellas and spend the evening enjoying getting fat!

Basketball PR Oops!

We have a number of Portland Trail Blazer fans here at Wilsonville Honda (including myself). We're always taking about what's going on around the league, and guess what we came across while looking at Twitter?:

From the Trail Blazers' Twitter:
 
"Laker coach Phil Jackson will not accompany team to Portland for Friday's game at Rose Garden. Ass. Coach Kurt Rambis will fill in
 

Recent Findings - Blazer Playoff Tickets

My General Manager Ted Davis just told me that we'll be giving away a pair of Blazer playoff tickets for game 5 (game 3 at home)! They're in the 111 section -- awesome. I'm not sure what Ted has planned exactly, but call the store at: (503) 218-4844 and ask the Sales Department about how to win these tickets.




I recently renewed my Certified Flight Instructor certificate, and as happens each time during my studies, I once again came across a bit of aviation wisdom that I thought I'd share:

"Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees, and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there." - Anonymous

Speaking of the need to get out and do something:




I really have nothing to add...


After the drama with my shoulder injury last year, I found this great picture of Lance's shoulder after his recent crash:


As always, Lance wins...


Although the staff at Wilsonville Honda is immensely talented in many areas, I have yet to find someone who can sing with the best of them. So while searching for singing talent, I found this:



It's that time of year when German Shepherds become German Shedders. The warming temperatures cause their undercoat to "release," which is known as "blowing their coats." I spent no more than 15 minutes yesterday grooming Tag and this is the result (the brushing occurred in two different spots as evidenced by this picture). Keep in mind that I didn't get all of the undercoat out, just some of it. This is from ONE dog! I've had German Shepherds pretty much all my life, having as many as four at one time. Multiply this mess of fur by four and you see why you don't want to own a GSD if you have issues with dog hair.



And finally, the required current picture of my grandson Kael:



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